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Twitter-Sized SparkNotes 

Lord of the Flies:
Lack of female presence leads to cannibalism, tears.

The Adventures of Huckleberry Finn:
Before advent of email, runaways miss big news at home.

Catcher in the Rye:
Sexually frustrated hipster has meltdown, recovers.

A Midsummer Night’s Dream:
Unemployed misanthropes pool resources for double wedding.

Oedipus Rex:
Antigone’s Family Tree Project looks more like underbrush.

Animal Farm:
Tyrannical pig finds comfort in whiskey.

Frankenstein:
Young woman chooses suitor with too much baggage.

Catch-22:
Dude hates war.

The Great Gatsby:
Car accident kills trashy lover of married man, pool cleaner has big job.

Ethan Frome:
Elm tree just not big, hard enough.