



This made me laugh....
Twitter-Sized SparkNotes
Lord of the Flies:
Lack of female presence leads to cannibalism, tears.
The Adventures of Huckleberry Finn:
Before advent of email, runaways miss big news at home.
Catcher in the Rye:
Sexually frustrated hipster has meltdown, recovers.
A Midsummer Night’s Dream:
Unemployed misanthropes pool resources for double wedding.
Oedipus Rex:
Antigone’s Family Tree Project looks more like underbrush.
Animal Farm:
Tyrannical pig finds comfort in whiskey.
Frankenstein:
Young woman chooses suitor with too much baggage.
Catch-22:
Dude hates war.
The Great Gatsby:
Car accident kills trashy lover of married man, pool cleaner has big job.
Ethan Frome:
Elm tree just not big, hard enough.
Never let faithfulness and loyalty leave you. Tie them around your neck; write them on the tablets of your heart. Proverbs 3:30
My soul waits in silence for God alone; from Him is my salvation. He alone is my rock and my salvation; my stronghold; I shall not be greatly shaken. Psalm 62:1-2
Let your beauty be that of your inner self with the unfading loveliness of a gentle and quiet spirit, which is precious in the sight of the Lord. 1 Peter 3:4
The Lord longs to be gracious to you; He rises to show you compassion, For the Lord is a God of justice. Blessed are all who wait for Him! Isaiah 30:18
Eugene Peterson- " Joy is not a requirement of Christian discipleship, it is a consequence."
tune my heart to sing thy grace;
streams of mercy, never ceasing,
call for songs of loudest praise. (Psalm 28:6)
Teach me some melodious sonnet,
sung by flaming tongues above. (Revelations 5:11-12)
Praise the mount! I'm fixed upon it,
mount of thy redeeming love. (Exodus 15:13)
Here I raise mine Ebenezer;
hither by thy help I'm come; (1 Samuel 7:12)
and I hope, by thy good pleasure,
safely to arrive at home.
Jesus sought me when a stranger,
wandering from the fold of God; (Luke 15:1-7)
he, to rescue me from danger,
interposed his precious blood. (Romans 5:6-8)
O to grace how great a debtor
daily I'm constrained to be! (2 Corinthians 15:10)
Let thy goodness, like a fetter,
bind my wandering heart to thee.
Prone to wander, Lord, I feel it,
prone to leave the God I love; ( 2 Peter 2:25)
here's my heart, O take and seal it,
seal it for thy courts above.
O that day when freed from sinning,
I shall see Thy lovely face; ( 1 John 3:2)
Clothed then in blood washed linen
How I’ll sing Thy sovereign grace; ( Revelation 7:15)
Come, my Lord, no longer tarry,
Take my ransomed soul away;
Send thine angels now to carry
Me to realms of endless day. ( Revelation 22:12-14)
Some of my favorites hymns....
- Be Thou my Vision
- Blest Be the Tie that Binds
- I Love to Tell the Story
- I Surrender All
- I'll Fly Away
- Leaning on the Everlasting Arms
- Rock of Ages
- Standing on the Promises